Wowee, my life sure doesn't go as expected. Guess I never got the memo that 11th grade requires an ass-ton of work, especially when you decide to take another year of Spanish and an AP course. Procrastination's gotta end here I guess. It was fun being 100% lazy while it lasted.

So where's Sex Cops??? Is Sex Cops still a thing??? Well here's the info. I did five pages like I said, but took way longer and y'know- I am very unsatisfied with it's quality. My art keeps improving and every page I've left behind makes it a little more evident. I'm unsure as to whether I should post it since I feel like even the best looking pages generally lack in quality that I wish to produce. I may post page 1, but no way in hell is that going in the portal. Sex Cops are going to remain simple OCs of my SUPER FUCKING HOT GIRLFRIEND and I until we think of some sort of script and get some actual fucking art stuff.

In the mean time, I will be working primarily with watercolor and sharpie. I'm working on a couple pieces and hope to finish and submit one soon. See you soon, qt's ;*

So, if any of you pleasant human beings are interested in my decline in activity, I have been rather busy. 

YE' FUCKS.

I've been working a crazy amount at some beach-restaurant, making that cash-dough for a laptop and art tablet so I can hopefully upload art that doesn't look like complete ass. Sharpies and paper are brutal on my simplistic and basic art-style that still needs a lot of improvement. At least people were nice enough to vote though.

Other than that, I've been doing lots of camping shit with boats and surfing while trying to make time for my waifu. So, art's been pretty hard to get to lately. Don't worry shitless citizens, SEX COPS is still a thing in the making. I knpow it's been like two months, but I only have two pages done. But, I've set a goal and I'm hoping to have the five pages I need for upload in about three weeks. Maybe more if I can get to it.

Hope to post again soon, babes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiG5gmj_l3c

For any of you FUCKS who wants to know, I've been busy as FUCK.

I haven't really been active besides some occassional browsing this past month because it's summer time and my family likes to keep me busy with summer time stuff to try and help hide the fact that I'm pretty much a complete loser. BUT SPEAKING OF THAT-

I have decided to make a comic based around SEX COPS (http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/chat-man/sex-cops-dicktectives-for-the-day). It was a joke between my girlfriend and I that if we were cops we'd be shitty porno ones, but I thought it'd be the coolest fucking thing to add character developement and a plot to something like that. SO, the legitimate comic won't be coming out for a looooong time, but I have been working on a couple of pages for a smut-based comic for the dynamic do-eachothers. I will start to upload these soon, but I think I'll try to get to page five first.

THANKS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohHHCzb7Hko

I just got a pair of theeeese badboys in the mail, amigos: 

Well. This is it.

40 fuckin' weeks of Trig and the final test is tomorrow morning. Based on how well I preform on these practice regents (NY's "final state test"), I got like a 50/50 shot of passing. This all depends on how much actual trigonometry they put on the test, seeing as I'm good at some of the other concepts.

If I fail though, I'm forced to go take summer school classes for it before retaking the damn thing in August. If I do fail, I'll be considered a failure and probably have a horrible summer since that's literally two and a hald extra months of my least favorite thing on earth during my time to escape that bullshit.

Wish me luck, everybody. And may the state's questions grant me a 65 or above.

Or just one-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCeQLeQiRP4

ART PAGE: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1390695

Greetings, loved ones.

I need to work on anatomy and adapting to other art styles, so I need stuff I'm unfamiliar with to draw. So, leave me a recomendation on what you want to see me draw and I'll do it for free. Afterall, knowledge is the best gift of all.

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I'D REALLY APPRECIATE THE SUGGESTIONS!

OKAYBYE<3

CLICK HERE YOU FREAKY FREAKS~: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1390695

There's the actual art thread since I've been doodling left and right all the time and haven't submitted a single fuckin' thing for people to look at and comment on. Tell any thoughts you got on 'em and hopefully I can get even better, because the world is catching up and I need to hurry my ass up before some young pablo picasso takes my spot in the future because he worked harder than I did. So, please, enjoy the smell of amature works and feel free to tell me what might make it smell less like baby powder and confusion.

I know I used to brag about my art a lot as a 9 year old despite my art actually being terrible. My art has gotten expceptionally better, and I've been working on it a lot this year and a couple years prior. I kinda fell behind though since I basically neglected my favorite thing to do for an entire year (last year). So, would anyone be interested if I perhaps made a thread? Honestly all I want to do is keep improving to make sure that I don't fall behind and that I can keep doing what I love.

Also here's a small sample of a random character I made. It took about 20 minutes total. Godhelpme.

So, I was at some weird college festival where the students show off their fancy young-people machines they made with legos, wires, and duct tape. A lot of them were actually really cool. I make my way to the "gaming and design" department, to which there's no surprise that this is the biggest attraction. Like, "You mean I can go some place to try videogames and learn more about them? SIGN MY ASS UP." Except they also had some Wacom Cintiq tablets that fuckless kids were fucking with, while meanwhile I was fucking amazed at that technology. I kept bugging some poor student about it until I finally just told her that I want to start in animation, and she responded by being the most helpful and enthusiastic person I have ever met.

She gave me lots of tips and insight, and also told me I should look into going to some college that you go to instead of graduating highschool. That idea sounded hella awesome to me. Problem is, is that I have no fucking clue if that;s what I should do. I already had a solid plan going for myself and this alternative is going to be more expensive. At the same time, I really want to learn more about what I want to do. I love to design characters, and I'd love to bring them to life. I'm stuck in a tough spot. And hell, I don't really want to ditch the friends that I have now. But I'd pretty much fuck 'em over the opportunity to follow my dreams.

The journey of life is reaching it's next step and I'm gonna need a little luck.