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Ray Chiulli @ratchili

23, Male

makin toons lol


Joined on 3/21/09

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Posted by ratchili - August 2nd, 2016

I ain't got important shit to talk about at all but it's almost 2 in the morning and I feel like I gotta keep this gravestone of a fucking profile alive. Because I at least hope that when it is one, that shit doesn't say "probably some faggot lmao." I'd love to make friends on this site, but every time I look at the forums, the little hamster running the wheel (that is my brain) suffers a stroke because I can't follow the way conversations happen here.

I'm hoping to continue uploading art here though and see where that gets me. Though, I'm starting to notice that unless your art is fucking flawless or beautifully stylistic, if you draw anything remotely ugly, you are FUCKED. I wonder how many people just browse through the art portal dick first. So maybe I'll just draw cute hentai girls until my adoring fans are forced to cream to whatever hellspawn I create on canvas.

Posted by ratchili - July 29th, 2016

Hello again, you delicious tank-obsessed fucks.

So, I've finally started to kick myself into high gear and get some art shit done. Frankly, I'm pretty proud of my recent results. They're not the utter shit stains of permanent marker that I sometimed tried to wipe up with watercolor. No, these recent pieces have been better, cleaner, and in TECHNICOLOR.

I'm mostly excited about my drunk stickers that I have been doing on-and-off over the past few months. You can see that here: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/chat-man/drunk-stickers-2 (These will be on sale if you are interested, just PM me for details.) I've also got a couple more pieces coming up real soon!!

So yeah I've basically been kicking myself in the balls to get some good work out. Hope y'all enjoy them and I plan on sticking around here a little more now.<333 So, yeah.

See you soon.

Posted by ratchili - May 4th, 2016

So, Newgrounds is great and all, and I'm really excited for Pico Day this year. However, I rarely use this site because I lack involvment with the community and my content combined with my work ethic isn't quite ready for a place like Newgrounds. Other websites, I can just post complete and utter garbage in between my good stuff and people still enjoy that. Although I'm still pretty shit, I have been making a strong effort to improve and even posted some more art. Check it out here: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/chat-man/fanbenders

I plan on making more digital pieces now that I've kind of figured out how the fuck to use an Intuos. I'll also hopefully purchase a Cintiq this summer if my summer jobs pay as handsomely as my family has informed me. Can't promise I'll be active on this site though, my life's got me elsewhere. Maybe once I'm the rich kid on the block with that fancy digital art thingy I'll be able to post regularly and stuff, but for now it takes me like months between uploads.

Love you, Newgrounds!!!!!!!! I'll be back soon, hopefully.

Posted by ratchili - January 4th, 2016

So basically I barely use this site since Instagram has kinda become a better platform for me to post my art on, (especially when no one really even views it here) but wanted to point out the fact that I am not dead. Rather, I've actually been quite alive and busy despite what a walking corpse I feel like at times. Nonetheless, I have finally obtained an Intuos Art and software to use so I can begin to learn how to make digital art. Because if there's anything I've learned from this site, it's that people only really give a shit if your art's digital. Otherwise you have to work like eight times harder for the same results. And that fucking blows.

ANYWHO Sex Cops will probably be back never unless I decide to do some sort of mini-comic. I've got newer ideas I feel more confident in that I will probably attempt to work on instead. In the mean time, I'll probably be practicing some digital dick doodles and doing fun watercolor shit as usual.

Catch you lovelies, later.

Posted by ratchili - October 18th, 2015

Wowee, my life sure doesn't go as expected. Guess I never got the memo that 11th grade requires an ass-ton of work, especially when you decide to take another year of Spanish and an AP course. Procrastination's gotta end here I guess. It was fun being 100% lazy while it lasted.

So where's Sex Cops??? Is Sex Cops still a thing??? Well here's the info. I did five pages like I said, but took way longer and y'know- I am very unsatisfied with it's quality. My art keeps improving and every page I've left behind makes it a little more evident. I'm unsure as to whether I should post it since I feel like even the best looking pages generally lack in quality that I wish to produce. I may post page 1, but no way in hell is that going in the portal. Sex Cops are going to remain simple OCs of my SUPER FUCKING HOT GIRLFRIEND and I until we think of some sort of script and get some actual fucking art stuff.

In the mean time, I will be working primarily with watercolor and sharpie. I'm working on a couple pieces and hope to finish and submit one soon. See you soon, qt's ;*

Posted by ratchili - August 22nd, 2015

So, if any of you pleasant human beings are interested in my decline in activity, I have been rather busy


I've been working a crazy amount at some beach-restaurant, making that cash-dough for a laptop and art tablet so I can hopefully upload art that doesn't look like complete ass. Sharpies and paper are brutal on my simplistic and basic art-style that still needs a lot of improvement. At least people were nice enough to vote though.

Other than that, I've been doing lots of camping shit with boats and surfing while trying to make time for my waifu. So, art's been pretty hard to get to lately. Don't worry shitless citizens, SEX COPS is still a thing in the making. I knpow it's been like two months, but I only have two pages done. But, I've set a goal and I'm hoping to have the five pages I need for upload in about three weeks. Maybe more if I can get to it.

Hope to post again soon, babes.


Posted by ratchili - July 13th, 2015

For any of you FUCKS who wants to know, I've been busy as FUCK.

I haven't really been active besides some occassional browsing this past month because it's summer time and my family likes to keep me busy with summer time stuff to try and help hide the fact that I'm pretty much a complete loser. BUT SPEAKING OF THAT-

I have decided to make a comic based around SEX COPS (http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/chat-man/sex-cops-dicktectives-for-the-day). It was a joke between my girlfriend and I that if we were cops we'd be shitty porno ones, but I thought it'd be the coolest fucking thing to add character developement and a plot to something like that. SO, the legitimate comic won't be coming out for a looooong time, but I have been working on a couple of pages for a smut-based comic for the dynamic do-eachothers. I will start to upload these soon, but I think I'll try to get to page five first.



Posted by ratchili - June 19th, 2015

I just got a pair of theeeese badboys in the mail, amigos: 


Posted by ratchili - June 18th, 2015

Well. This is it.

40 fuckin' weeks of Trig and the final test is tomorrow morning. Based on how well I preform on these practice regents (NY's "final state test"), I got like a 50/50 shot of passing. This all depends on how much actual trigonometry they put on the test, seeing as I'm good at some of the other concepts.

If I fail though, I'm forced to go take summer school classes for it before retaking the damn thing in August. If I do fail, I'll be considered a failure and probably have a horrible summer since that's literally two and a hald extra months of my least favorite thing on earth during my time to escape that bullshit.

Wish me luck, everybody. And may the state's questions grant me a 65 or above.

Posted by ratchili - June 10th, 2015