YOU FURRY APES
I just released my very first game right here, GO LOOK!: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/690727
It's a game I made for an AP programming class using some shitty Code.org website. I had to export it into HTML to get it to work outside of the website which was a bitch but the important thing is, IT WORKS ON MOBILE TOO. So rather than using your portable devices to find material to whack your benjamin franklin to, I suggest a nice quality time with your very own virtual buddy.
I did all the artwork coding, and credited where I took sound loops from. It was tough to make but I like the end result, just wished it loaded a little smoother.
I was really inspired by a lot of those crude flash games where you just kill and/or beat the everloving shit out of a cute cartoon character. I loved playing those when I was just a small boy, a lost 10 year old child on the internet. No club penguin for me, just clubby the seal all day. Only 90s kids will remember!!!
So how about you get yourself a nice glass of wine, put on your most velvet-y robe, sit down by the fire, and brutally murder a cute little smiley face. And maybe leave a comment and a rating or something, I dunno.
THANKS LOVE YOU BYE<3